''During the run-up to last year's federal election Mr Albanese said he could deliver a lotus-eater's (organic of course) paradise. Serious thought was given to introduce legislation to stop people from getting about with broad smiles on their faces. Mr Albanese was promoted as having unmatched qualities: the quintessence of a good leader. Instead he stands idly by while raids are conducted on our pay packets. Mr Albanese, the unabashed philodox has been replaced by Mr Albanese, the accident prone dill. I would like to see his resignation presented to parliament by close of business Friday, 10th February.''
but, you feel that you're completely normal. There's nothing wrong with you at all, you think!
