Obvious Cheat replacements are:
Patsy Bancroft
Greg & Trevor Chappell
Alan Bond
Salman Butt, Mohammad Asif, Mohammad Amir & Shahid Afridi or Inzaman (admittedly Pakis. Actually, any Paki, they are the closest thing to Cheatin’ Ozzies the world has ever known.)
Hansie Cronje (admittedly African, well past his best days and in the ground)
Diego Maradona (admittedly an Argie Bargie, not that handy with a bat in his hand, but handy with the hand of God, also slightly deceased)… and really, it’s only fair to allow the Selectors the freedom to consider sending Albo citizenship forms for other non-Ozzies for him to rubber stamp while he’s at it approving as many Palestinian terrorists as he can find, so why not:
Allen Stanford
Ben Johnson
The Entire 1970s East German Women’s Swim Team
Tonya Harding, the ice skater who ordered a hit on rising star Nancy Kerrigan - harsh but fair I thought…
Lance Armstrong
Charles Ponzi
Bernie Maddoff
Tiger Woods (who only cheated on his missus)
I know, conclusion… he really will be impossible to replace.
